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Translated by Smifee's handler, Zombie Mama: "Hi, I'm Smifee. I am the Scattered Minds Studio mascot. I am newly risen from the grave here in the Martinsville Virginia area, and I am excited to get out into the community and explore! I love a good adventure, and meeting new people is always delicious... I mean, fun!
Not to worry though, I'm very friendly and love to joke and have a good time. I don't like to be a bother, so if you see me coming and don't want to chat, just let me know, and I will drag my bad leg in a different direction. But I'm awesome, so I am pretty sure you'll enjoy meeting me.
Oh... some details about me: I'm English, but grew up in the States, so my accent is a bit wonky, plus being dead for a while makes talking kind of hard.
I like making new friends, I love pretty and sparkly things, I enjoy playing games, singing karaoke, watching comedies at the theater, and I adore PINBALL! My favorite food is human brains, but I will settle for bovine or porcine delectables if I must. Gooey ribs or saucy chicken wings are quite the delightful alternative as well.
I don't get on with scary stuff, especially zombie movies, because zombies are frightening, and they torment me! Seems like everywhere I go, folks try to scare me by yelling "ZOMBIE!" and it really squicks me out, so I almost always run screaming. Not funny at all, people. I had a heart condition before I died. No idea how that works now, but I don't want to take any chances, so I shy away from zombies and other creepy things.
There. Now you know who I am, so keep an eye out for me! Literally, if you would keep an eye out that would be cool as I like a good snack now and again. ;-) Bwahahaha, but if not, you can always watch me on YouTube as I travel around. "
Look on YouTube for Scattered Minds Studios, and "Smifee's Uptown Adventures"! New videos will be posted at least once a week, if not more!
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